robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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I just had seeeexxxxx, and it felt so gooood (8)

well, not ‘just’..maybe 5am this morning trollolol

Going to bed in a really good mood..been happy all day - haven’t had sex in about 4 months…fucking hell..so yeah, today was a very, very good day

Last night was the best night I’ve had in over 4 months..it was well worth it; regret nothing.


fuck my ”boyfriend” - he’s a fucking idiot. Hahahaha.

orphansoftheamerican-dream:

Note to self: do not drink orange juice. You have a little wound in your mouth and drinking orange juice equals HOLY SHIT IT BURNS

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